I Can Do This Shit....maybe....

I AM FUCKING BAD ASS AND I CAN DO THIS SHIT.


no...no, i really can't do this! i don't want to!


JUST GET IT THE FUCK OVER AND DO IT!


i'll be cringing in embarrassment forever! nooooooooo!


YOU'LL ONLY FACEPALM FOR A MONTH, TOPS. NIKE. JUST DO IT.


fuck.

Still No Answer

It's been about 12hrs since I've sent that email.....and still no response. I don't want to get crazy, because I realize many things, a few of them being: he may need time, he may have not checked fb yet, it is Saturday, etc, etc. HOWEVER, as I am new to the idea of acting on romantic feelings, I'd like to act like a 15yr old tween. WHY THE FUCK ISN'T HE ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY SO HE CAN ANSWER MY EMAIL??

So Then He Was No Longer Engaged...

OMGFUCKFUCKOHMAGAWD WHAT DID I DO????

Turns out homeboy is (most probably) not engaged....so then I did this:

Hey ____!
So, I heard you were single, and I was wondering if this is true, and whether you are interested in maybe seeing if we're compatible? No pressure, lemme know how you feel. :)

Yup.